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Gorgeous Gary Galaxy HE IS SOOOO GORGEOUS THAT HE HIDES HIS FACE BECAUSE YOU DON’T DESERVE TO LOOK AT HIM!

God HE HATES YOU!

Sin City Strongwoman SHE IS A GUINNESS WORLD RECORD HOLDER AND 6FT 2 OF SEXY JOLLY KILLING MACHINE!

Luscious Lonnie Love HIS FLOWING LOCKS WILL PUT YOU IN HEADLOCKS.

Skeletor Smith IS DEVOTED TO TEACHING HE-MAN JENKINS WHO THE TRUE MAN WITH THE POWER IS! (INSERT EVIL LAUGHTER— HERE!!!)

He-Man Jenkins HE HAS THE POWER! HE’S SEXY AND HE KNOWS IT!

Jonald Trump THE DOUCHEY COMMENTATOR NEVER AT A LOSS FOR WORDS!

The Detention THE TAG TEAM THAT WILL TEACH YOU A LESSON! 2B OR NOT 2B, THAT IS THE PENCIL!

The Stoner Brothers SCOTT RICK & RICK SCOTT ARE TWO JUGGERNAUT-SIZED BROTHERS THAT FREQUENTLY BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA PEEPS AT FREAKSHOW WRESTLING!

Popo Chan THE NICE GUY COMMENTAOR WITH A BIT OF A SYBIL COMPLEX!